Guaranteed Ways to Alienate Your Potential Client
February 14, 2003
By Jake Winemiller


When a company operates on the Internet, it has many options and tools it can use to make it stand out and be recognized.  But there are a few marketing mistakes that can nullify all the good things you do and virtually guarantee a quick, yet excruciating failure to sell your online services.  To wit:

  We have “way smarter than you” plan of action

The standard issue “confusion whirlwind” designed to stupefy into a purchase that only works on Mars and inside the heads of demented techno geeks.  Who wants to hear or read a bunch of technical jargon that leaves you more confused than when you started looking for the right company?  Not me.

Speaking to an audience that doesn’t need your product

This one seems so simple that it shouldn’t even be given mention, but it happens all too regularly.  If you wrote wills for a living, would you target high school students?  Would you advertise a Battle of the Headbanger Bands during “Murder, She Wrote”?  Find your audience and cater to their likes, dislikes, and needs- not the other way around.

Cheapest price = sure fire money maker

There are still a great deal of startup companies that think the lower they go, the better their odds of survival are.  So whatever happened to evaluating costs and developing a quality product/service for a fair price?  Most companies that have a price that appears “too good to be true”……well, you know the rest.  Santayana-like, they are most likely doomed to repeat the history of their failed predecessors.

The venture capital Badge of Honor

There was a time when getting venture capital was a sign that you had made it.  Now it just lumps you with a TON of companies who found increasingly creative and moronic ways to blow through multi-million dollar payouts in just months.

Just run a smart operation and make the money you earn.

Starting, ending, and filling the middle of every sentence with meaningless buzzwords

This is a pet peeve of mine.  I would love to live in a world that eradicated buzz words from the English language.

After all, who wants a cost effective solution that shows R.O.I. on a Java driven e-commerce application set to turn a reactive industry into a proactive one through turnkey packages and portals!

I hope the general public has grown as weary of these now meaningless collections of vowels and consonants as I have over the past few years.  And if you have read the sample sentence above and you still have intense pain in your temples, apply ice and lay down for 30 minutes before continuing your reading.

Now we know there are worse things you can do than the stuff enumerated above, like puke on the CEO’s dog or make a seemingly (to you) innocent comment pertaining to his teenage daughter.

But if you at least stay away from the traps we’ve mentioned, that’s several less things to worry about.

Then, you can concentrate on losing sales in other more creative ways.

 

 
 

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